Why isn't this totally-accurate news on the SR front page yet? Surely this tweet -- a form of communication so trustworthy it's practically signed by a notary public -- has been confirmed by all the leading NBA reporters by now! Nuts to that! I'm not even going to wait for conformation; that's how solid the great TIM MONTEMAYOR'S word is! I'm going to mail Chris Hansen enough money to buy season tickets right this very second!!!