Sonics Bruising: Week Eleven Roundup

Ronald Martinez

Keep those shoes away from J.R. Smith. We give you Week Eleven of the Sonics Bruising League.

Edited by Tiffany Villigan

If the tenth week of the SBL gave me a headache because there were no fines or suspensions, week eleven gave me a sour stomach.

It's not that there were no fines or suspensions, because there was indeed a fine. It's that the fine that was levied stemmed from a January 5 incident in which J.R. Smith pulled a prank that was one step above or below the childhood prank of "Your shoes are untied." Instead of saying that to his opponent, he simply untied his opponent's shoes. Twice.

Here is a video clip of the incident, which actually resulted in bonus points, as detailed below:

As for the rest of the week, Team Catdawg resumed her winning ways and The Frozen Envelope remained unbeaten.

HEAD-TO-HEAD

The Frozen Envelope 1807, Seattle Mike Baker 1021.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Nikola Pekovic (Frozen) 38 rebs, 81 SP 198
Glen Davis (Frozen) 35 rebs, 12 fouls, 57 SP 196
Rudy Gay (Baker) 20 rebs, 74 SP 157
Phil's Radio Team 1663.5, Andre + Jennette 1498.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Anthony Davis (Phil) 46 rebs, 10 blks, 12 fouls 286
Kevin Love (Phil) 40 rebs, 74 SP 202
Andre Drummond (Andre) 58 rebs, 14 blks, 42 SP 306
Cobra Kai 1569, Bothell Beavers 1194.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Josh Smith (Kai) 42 rebs, 10 blks, 10 fouls, 81 SP 275.5
Miles Plumlee (Kai) 31 rebs, 13 fouls, 42 SP 198.5
Trevor Ariza (Bothell) 33 rebs, 11 fouls, 55 SP 182.5
Team Meirose 1442.5, Sethley the Nephew 881.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Jared Sullinger (Meirose) 31 rebs, 16 fouls, 45 SP 235
Carmelo Anthony (Meirose) 21 rebs, 10 fouls, 81 SP 165.5
PJ Tucker (Sethley) 33 rebs, 12 fouls, 36 SP 168
Seattle Glove and Hate 1413, Da Double Techs 1347.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
DeMarcus Cousins (Glove) 38 rebs, 10 fouls, 75 SP 217.5
Blake Griffin (Glove) 26 rebs, 10 fouls, 78 SP 196.5
Nene (Techs) 25 rebs, 15 fouls, 38 SP 179
Paul Rogers 1369, Primetime Sheed's 834.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
DeAnndre Jordan (Rogers) 40 rebs, 16 blks, 10 fouls, 38 SP 264
Spencer Hawes (Rogers) 26 rebs, 10 fouls, 49 SP 184.5
Zach Randolph (Sheed) 33 rebs, 55 SP 155
Team Heaney 1232, Baltimore Bullets 1076.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Marcin Gortat (Heaney) 39 rebs, 11 fouls, 38 SP 216.5
Greg Monroe (Heaney) 40 rebs, 65 SP 185
John Wall (Bullets) 15 rebs, 11 fouls, 73 SP 146.5
Team Catdawg 1198, Manmade Seacows 1105.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Joakim Noah (Catdawg) 40 rebs, 41 SP 208
Dwight Howard (Catdawg) 31 rebs, 13 fouls, 58 SP 201.5
Jeff Green (Seacows) 30 rebs, 13 fouls, 55 SP 180


BAD BOY BONUSES

J.R. Smith Fined

The incident mentioned above, for which Primetime Sheed's gets the 15-point bump. Here is the league statement on the matter:

NEW YORK, Jan. 8, 2014 - New York Knicks guard J.R. Smith has been fined $50,000 for recurring instances of unsportsmanlike conduct, it was announced today by Rod Thorn, President, Basketball Operations.

During the Knicks' 92-80 win over the Dallas Mavericks on Jan. 5, at American Airlines Center, Smith untied the shoelace of Mavericks' forward Shawn Marion during a free throw attempt. After Smith was warned by the league office to refrain from further conduct of this nature, he attempted to repeat the action last night during New York's 89-85 win over the Detroit Pistons at Madison Square Garden.

STANDINGS

Xavier McDaniel Conference

Paul Silas Conference

Team Catdawg

9-2

The Frozen Envelope

(slasher_14)

11-0

Paul Rogers

8-3

Phil's Radio Team

(Phil Naessens)

8-3

Da Double Techs

(smb282)

8-3

Team Meirose


8-3

Andre + Jennette

(ksmith1984)

4-7

Cobra Kai

(Kevin Nesgoda)

7-4

Bothell Beavers

(unknown)

4-7

Team Heaney

(ColmCanada)

6-5

Sethley The Nephew

3-8

Seattle Glove and Hate

(Eric E)

6-5

Baltimore Bullets

(Barely Able)

2-9

Manmade Seacows

3-8

Seattle Mike Baker

1-10

Primetime Sheed's

(Primetime Mitch)

0-11

SMACKDOWN(Z) OF THE WEEK

Mirza Teletovic vs. LeBron James- Jan 10

WEAK SAUCE

Houston Rockets Mascot vs. Houston Rockets

WEEKLY RODMANISM

"I think marriage and athletes is a bad combination." ~ Dennis Rodman


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