Sonics Bruising: Week Sixteen Roundup

Ouch. Wasn't using that Adam's Apple anyway. - Mark J. Rebilas-US PRESSWIRE

Sweet Sixteen! Only we don't condone being sweet. Ever. We give you Week Sixteen of the Sonics Bruising League.

Edited by Tiffany Villigan

It's been a few weeks since our last roundup for a variety of reasons, but the league has kept on playing anyway. We will be back on our weekly writing schedule as the conclusion of the season draws near.

Not much has changed at the top of each conference since the last roundup. The Frozen Envelope is still perfect at 16-0 in the Paul Silas Conference, while Team Catdawg remains top dog in the Xavier McDaniel Conference with a 14-2 record.

In the coming weeks, we will be outlining the upcoming playoff format. Just to remind you, there are only 19 weeks in the regular season. The playoffs are rapidly approaching.

HEAD-TO-HEAD

The Frozen Envelope 2185.5, Paul Rogers 2109.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Elton Brand (Froz) 47 rebs, 17 fouls, 49 SP 264.5
Serge Ibaka (Froz) 32 rebs, 10 steals, 17 fouls 253
Tristan Thomson (Roge) 73 rebs, 93 SP 321.5
Team Catdawg 2418.5, Team Meirose 2242
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Dwight Howard (Cat) 74 rebs, 15 blocks, 98 SP 396.5
Joakim Noah (Cat) 59 rebs, 13 blocks, 13 fouls, 75 SP 337.5
Carmelo Anthony (Mei) 41 rebs, 179 SP 302
Cobra Kai 2168, Andre + Jennette 1344
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Josh Smith (Kai) 44 rebs, 105 SP 307.5
Marc Gasol (Kai) 32 rebs, 18 fouls, 62 SP 253.5
Andre Drummond (Andre) 68 rebs, 27 SP, 9 steals, 82 SP 423.5
Seattle Glove and Hate 1805.5, Seattle Mike Baker 1313.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Blake Griffin (Glove) 42 rebs, 13 fouls, 119 SP 264.5
DeMarcus Cousins (Glove) 40 rebs, 13 fouls, 80 SP 257.5
Rudy Gay (Baker) 42 rebs, 104 SP 269.5
Team Heaney 2235.5, Sethley the Nephew 1540.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Greg Monroe (Hean) 68 rebs, 14 fouls, 101 SP 345.5
Marcin Gortat (Hean) 60 rebs, 19 fouls, 56 SP 313.5
Nikola Vucevic (Seth) 50 rebs, 21 fouls, 77 SP 308.5
Bothell Beavers 1621, Primetime Sheed's 1404.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Trevor Ariza (Both) 54 rebs, 10 steals, 86 SP 283
Paul George (Both) 30 rebs, 117 SP 226
Zach Randolph (Sheed) 45 rebs, 17 fouls, 79 SP 239.5
Da Double Techs 1883, Manmade Seacows 1800
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Nene (Tech) 27 rebs, 24 fouls, 103 SP 281.5
Paul Pierce (Tech) 23 rebs, 16 fouls, 83 SP 204
Kyle Lowy (Cows) 30 rebs, 10 steals, 21 fouls, 117 SP 273.5
Phil's Radio Team 2137, Baltimore Bullets 1875
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Anthony Davis (Phil) 42 rebs, 8 steals, 10 blocks, 89 SP 309.5
Kevin Love (Phil) 59 rebs, 12 fouls, 173 SP 390
Draymond Green (Balt) 39 rebs, 8 steals, 9 blocks, 16 fouls, 114 SP 269


BAD BOY BONUSES

P.J. Tucker Fined

It was only for a flop, but league rules mandate that Sethley be awarded 15 bonus points for it. Here is the league statement:

NEW YORK, Feb. 19 2014 - The Phoenix Suns' P.J. Tucker has been fined $5,000 by the NBA for violating the league's anti-flopping rules for the second time this season.

The incident occurred with 1:38 remaining in the fourth quarter of Phoenix's 112-107 victory over the Denver Nuggets on Tuesday, Feb. 18, at Pepsi Center.

STANDINGS

Xavier McDaniel Conference

Paul Silas Conference

Team Catdawg

14-2

The Frozen Envelope

(slasher_14)

16-0

Paul Rogers

10-5-1

Phil's Radio Team

(Phil Naessens)

13-3

Da Double Techs

(smb282)

10-6

Team Meirose

11-5

Andre + Jennette

(ksmith1984)

5-11

Cobra Kai

(Kevin Nesgoda)

10-6

Bothell Beavers

(unknown)

5-11

Team Heaney

(ColmCanada)

9-6-1

Sethley The Nephew

4-12

Seattle Glove and Hate

(Eric E)

9-7

Baltimore Bullets

(Barely Able)

2-14

Manmade Seacows

6-10

Seattle Mike Baker

1-15

Primetime Sheed's

(Primetime Mitch)

2-14

SMACKDOWN(Z) OF THE WEEK

Compilation

WEEKLY RODMANISM

"To hang out in a gay bar or put on a sequined halter top makes me feel like a total person." ~ Dennis Rodman

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