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In honor of the 12th Man, I chose not to do a Week 12 Roundup last week. Either that or my internet wasn't working very well. Either that or I was just too lazy. I will let each of you make your own judgements, but just know that there's no way I'm doing a makeup roundup this week.
But I will do a section on the Bad Boy Bonuses from that week as we had some decent ones for a change. I should also mention that Week 12 saw the first occurrence ever of a tied game in our league. Paul Rogers and Team Heaney each scored 1409.5 points against the other.
That brings us to Week 13, which was an unlucky week for the league because there were no fines or suspensions. I'm seriously getting tired of that. Come on people. Man up and start punching some people in the face. If it can happen in Week 12, it can happen every week.
It should also be noted that The Frozen Envelope is still undefeated. I'm kind of getting tired of that, too. Surely, someone in this league is capable of knocking him on his can. He nearly cracked the 2,000-point barrier the previous week. So maybe not.
HEAD-TO-HEAD
| Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
| Carmelo Anthony (Meirose) | 151 SP, 33 rebs | 223 |
| Tobias Harris (Meirose) | 45 rebs, 14 fouls, 71 SP | 220.5 |
| Anderson Varejao (Techs) | 46 rebs, 11 fouls | 215.5 |
| Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
| Thaddeus Young (Phil) | 66 SP, 16 steals, 15 fouls | 220.5 |
| Kevin Love (Phil) | 40 rebs, 60 SP | 160 |
| Andrew Bogut (Sethley) | 30 rebs, 11 blocks, 13 fouls | 221 |
| Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
| Joakim Noah (Cat) | 62 rebs, 15 fouls, 49 SP | 275.5 |
| Dwight Howard (Cat) | 49 rebs, 71 SP | 278 |
| LaMarcus Aldridge (Heaney) | 66 rebs, 131 SP | 330.5 |
| Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
| Serge Ibaka (Froz) | 32 rebs, 15 blocks, 70 SP | 242.5 |
| Paul Millsap (Froz) | 29 rebs, 10 steals, 85 SP | 235 |
| Paul George (Both) | 27 rebs, 103 SP | 211.5 |
| Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
| DeAndre Jordan (Roge) | 64 rebs, 15 fouls, 36 SP | 298 |
| Roy Hibbert (Roge) | 31 rebs, 10 blocks, 20 fouls | 257.5 |
| Blake Griffin (Glove) | 30 rebs, 13 fouls, 108 SP | 211.5 |
| Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
| Robin Lopez (Kai) | 41 rebs. 7 blocks, 60 SP | 205 |
| Josh Smith (Kai) | 25 rebs, 10 steals, 70 SP | 157.5 |
| John Wall (Balt) | 25 rebs, 12 fouls, 73 SP | 191.5 |
| Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
| Kyle Lowry (Cows) | 22 rebs, 15 fouls, 53 SP | 179 |
| Jonas Valanciunas (Cows) | 34 rebs, 10 fouls, 37 SP | 163.5 |
| LeBron James (Baker) | 32 rebs, 104 SP | 189.5 |
| Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
| Kenneth Faried (Andre) | 26 rebs, 10 fouls, 36 SP | 160.5 |
| Patrick Beverly (Andre) | 16 rebs, 15 fouls, 35 SP | 160 |
| Gerald Henderson (Sheed) | 18 rebs, 48 SP | 148 |
BAD BOY BONUSES
Week 12
Jameer Nelson Fined
Nelson was fined $15K for an obscene gesture. Team Meirose was seen giving multiple obscene gestures while gloating over their ensuing 15-point bonus. The NBA states the following:
NEW YORK, Jan. 16, 2014 – Orlando Magic guard Jameer Nelson has been fined $15,000 for making an obscene gesture during the Magic’s 128-125 loss in triple overtime to the Chicago Bulls on Wednesday, Jan. 15, at Amway Center, it was announced today by Rod Thorn, President, Basketball Operations.
Nelson’s actions occurred with 0:11 remaining in the 4th quarter of the game.
Nick Young suspended; Marcus Morris fined
Now this is what Willis was talkin' 'bout.
A good fight should never go unrewarded, and Sethley reaped the most gain from this little fracas on the strength of the punch that Young threw at Goran Dragic. It was worth 75 points. Primetime Sheed's got a 15-point bump when Morris escalated the situation. We love escalators around here.
The only bummer from this fight was that Alex Len also got fined, but is not on an SBL roster. What a waste. Behold the NBA's statement:
NEW YORK, Jan. 16, 2014 - Los Angeles Lakers guard Nick Young has been suspended one game without pay for throwing a punch at Phoenix Suns guard Goran Dragic with 7:33 remaining in the second quarter of the Lakers' 121-114 loss to the Suns on Wednesday, Jan. 15, at US Airways Center, it was announced today by Rod Thorn, President, Basketball Operations.
Suns center Alex Len, who was ejected for his Flagrant Foul 2 against Young, has been fined $15,000. Suns forward Marcus Morris has been fined $25,000 for escalating the altercation.
STANDINGS
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Xavier McDaniel Conference |
Paul Silas Conference |
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Team Catdawg |
11-2 |
The Frozen Envelope (slasher_14) |
13-0 |
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Paul Rogers |
9-3-1 |
Team Meirose |
10-3 |
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Da Double Techs (smb282) |
9-4 |
Phil's Radio Team (Phil Naessens) |
10-3 |
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Andre + Jennette (ksmith1984) |
5-8 |
Cobra Kai (Kevin Nesgoda) |
8-5 |
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Bothell Beavers (unknown) |
4-9 |
Seattle Glove and Hate (Eric E) |
7-6 |
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Sethley The Nephew |
3-10 |
Team Heaney (ColmCanada) |
6-6-1
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Baltimore Bullets (Barely Able) |
2-11 |
Manmade Seacows |
5-8 |
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Seattle Mike Baker |
1-12 |
Primetime Sheed's (Primetime Mitch) |
0-13 |
SMACKDOWN(Z) OF THE WEEK
Nick Young Punch- Jan 15
WEEKLY RODMANISM
"If you have a problem with my answer that's your problem, not my problem." ~ Dennis Rodman
