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Sonics Vs. Blazers Game Thread

Use this thread for pre- and in-game observations.

If Kevin Pelton was a member of Parliament/Funkadelic he'd be the Mothership Hoop Guru All-Purpose Pre-Game Vibe Connector Afronaut. As it is he is one really, really smart and nice guy who writes a hell of an Insider Preview for our consumption before each Sonic game. Check it out !

Ah, the Blazers. I kind of miss the knuckleheads they used to have on that team. Guys like JR Rider, about whom a certain NBA agent once told me "He's the dumbest guy I ever met in my life. Would I represent him? Sure."

And you just can't buy publicity like this.

Damon Stoudamire: Man, what is in this shit, man?
Rasheed Wallace: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Damon Stoudamire: What's Labrador?
Rasheed Wallace: It's dog shit.
Damon Stoudamire: What?
Rasheed Wallace: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Damon Stoudamire: Yeah?
Rasheed Wallace: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Damon Stoudamire: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?
Rasheed Wallace: Gets ya high, don't it?
Damon Stoudamire: I think it's even better than before, you know?
Rasheed Wallace: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.