I confess I'm a bit of a MySpace Luddite. I don't have a page of my own, just don't have the time to keep it up right now.
But with that in mind, recently I found out that just about everybody and anybody has a page there, including this guy, who you may have heard of. He counts luminaries such as Squatch, Stephen Colbert, Michael Jordan, and Bruce Lee among his friends -- would you like to be his friend too?
What's with Aquaman though? He recently had his TV pilot cancelled and is widely regarded as the weakest superhero in the Justice League of America. I mean, this is the guy they leave in charge to answer the super-phone when everyone else is out getting some super-freak on.
Maybe he's just got a thing for green pants. Or like Garth Brooks, Aqua-Dude has friends in low places.