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Dumbest Uniforms Ever

And in this league that's saying something. It works for the San Diego Padres because of the large local military presence. But for the Raptors? Nuh-uh.

They're Canadian, for crying out loud. How about some unis that look like 7-foot cans of Kokanee? or ones that make the players look like they're wearing sleeveless slabs of back bacon? Or just put a big Tim Horton's donut and cup of coffee on the front ... seriously if this is the best you can do, hire me. At the least why not go for the lizard skin look? Y'all are supposed to be DINOSAURS fer cryin' out loud.