Why can't Kam Chancellor play for the SBL? Or Malcolm Jenkins? Or Bobby Wagner? Dang it! Dang it! Dang it!
No fines this week. No suspensions this week. Are we turning into the NBA around here? I think it's time for a wakeup call for every one of our franchises. It will come in the form of a penalty. Not a monetary penalty, but a penalty of time.
I hereby declare that every owner and every executive and every player on our payroll must watch the Super Bowl over and over and over again this week - at least once a day. That way we can remind ourselves of exactly the way we are supposed to play. Like a football game, only on a basketball court.
And did I lose to freaking Kevin Nesgoda this week? For crying out loud. What else can go wrong?
HEAD-TO-HEAD
Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
Kevin Love (Phil) | 57 rebs, 132 SP | 253.5 |
Goran Dragic (Phil) | 13 fouls, 107 SP | 181 |
Paul George (Bothell) | 25 rebs, 46 SP | 135.5 |
Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
Jason Thompson (Cat) | 29 rebs, 17 fouls, 43 SP | 209 |
Dwight Howard (Cat) | 27 rebs, 10 fouls, 70 SP | 182.5 |
Blake Griffin (Glove) | 28 rebs, 10 fouls, 101 SP | 215.5 |
Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
Serge Ibaka (Froz) | 28 rebs, 12 blocks, 70 SP | 220 |
Paul Millsap (Froz) | 25 rebs, 10 steals, 11 fouls, 55 SP | 190 |
Ricky Rubio (Techs) | 16 rebs, 9 steals, 13 fouls | 150 |
Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
Jared Sullinger (Mei) | 32 rebs, 12 fouls, 53 SP | 174 |
Tobias Harris (Mei) | 31 rebs, 54 SP | 162 |
John Wall (Balt) | 16 rebs, 11 steals, 51 SP | 133 |
Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
Mark Gasol (Kai) | 25 rebs, 55 SP | 182.5 |
DeMarre Carroll (Kai) | 17 rebs, 10 steals, 47 SP | 141 |
DeAndre Jordan (Roge) | 69 rebs, 11 fouls, 41 SP | 290.5 |
Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
Al Jefferson (Hean) | 35 rebs, 85 SP | 200 |
Gerald Green (Hean) | 13 rebs, 14 fouls, 74 SP | 179.5 |
Andre Drummond (Andre) | 31 rebs, 35 SP | 160 |
Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
Andrew Bogut (Seth) | 48 rebs, 11 fouls, 34 SP | 244.5 |
Marklieff Morris (Seth) | 16 rebs, 17 fouls, 54 SP | 179.5 |
Kyle Lowry (Cows) | 20 rebs, 9 steals, 14 fouls, 100 SP | 202.5 |
Player | Highlights | Fantasy Points |
Zach Randolph (Sheed) | 39 rebs, 10 fouls, 90 SP | 207.5 |
Dante Cunningham (Sheed) | 18 rebs, 32 SP | 118.5 |
Rudy Gay (Baker) | 21 rebs, 81 Sp | 148 |
BAD BOY BONUSES
None
Grrrrrrrrrrrr. There would be lots of bonuses if Kam Chancellor were in our league. Kam Chancellor is, however, not in our league. If any of our franchise owners have any creativity, any drive, or any ambition, Bam Bam will show up on one of our rosters this week. I think we all know that's not going to happen.
STANDINGS
Xavier McDaniel Conference |
Paul Silas Conference |
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Team Catdawg |
12-2 |
The Frozen Envelope (slasher_14) |
14-0 |
Paul Rogers |
9-4-1 |
Team Meirose |
11-3 |
Da Double Techs (smb282) |
9-5 |
Phil's Radio Team (Phil Naessens) |
11-3 |
Andre + Jennette (ksmith1984) |
5-9 |
Cobra Kai (Kevin Nesgoda) |
9-5 |
Sethley The Nephew
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4-10 |
Team Heaney (ColmCanada) |
7-6-1 |
Bothell Beavers (unknown) |
4-10 |
Seattle Glove and Hate (Eric E) |
7-7
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Baltimore Bullets (Barely Able) |
2-12 |
Manmade Seacows |
5-9 |
Seattle Mike Baker |
1-13 |
Primetime Sheed's (Primetime Mitch) |
1-13 |
SMACKDOWN(Z) OF THE WEEK
Super Bowl XLVIII- Feb 2
I'm going to show the smackdown that SHOULD HAVE taken place on one of our courts. Come on people!
WEEKLY RODMANISM
"Let's see Kam Chancellor wear a garter belt. Ain't happenin', boss." ~ Dennis Rodman