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Sonics Bruising: Week Nineteen Roundup

The regular season comes to a close and the postseason begins. We give you Week Nineteen of the Sonics Bruising League.

Edited by Tiffany Villigan

Fall down, go boom.
Fall down, go boom.
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All good things must end and the regular season of the Sonics Bruising League is no different. On a positive note, the waiting is now over and the playoffs are in full swing.

In the SBL tournament, we have two brackets - one for the winners and one for the losers.

Those franchises that didn't win their conference or earn a wildcard berth will play on for two more weeks in the consolation bracket. I encourage those franchises to keep their chins up and keep competing. Even though you are losers, ... um ... sorry. I couldn't finish that sentence. You are losers and you are now fighting to not be the worst losers. It's a noble exercise, but not one that I ever intend to write about beyond this article.

With that unpleasantness out of the way, let's talk about the winners' bracket, which consists of two rounds and last a week each.

In the first round, the top-seeded Frozen Envelope (18-1) squares off this week against Phil's Radio Team (14-5, 4th seed). The second-seeded Team Catdawg (17-2) hosts Team Meirose (14-5, 3rd seed).


The Frozen Envelope 1695, Seattle Mike Baker 1324.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Michael Carter-Williams (FE) 37 rebounds, 14 fouls, 71 SP 215.5
Derrick Favors (FE) 33 rebounds, 16 fouls, 75 SP 225
LeBron James (Bake) 23 rebounds, 9 steals, 87 SP 173.5
Team Catdawg 1651, Manmade Seacows 927.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Dwight Howard (Cat) 34 rebounds, 7 blocks, 42 SP 206
Joakim Noah (Cat) 29 rebounds, 10 fouls, 49 SP 194.5
Jonas Valanciunas (Sea) 33 rebounds, 13 fouls, 52 SP 206
Team Heaney 1491.5, Baltimore Bullets 1283.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Al Jefferson (Hean) 46 rebounds, 97 SP 251
Marcin Gortat (Hean) 50 rebounds, 47 SP 206
Nicolas Batum (Balt) 54 rebounds, 73 SP 219
Phil's Radio Team 1431.5, Andre + Jennette 1025.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Anthony Davis (Phil) 40 rebounds, 10 fouls, 105 SP 255
Thaddeus Young (Phil) 28 rebounds, 79 SP 207
Kenneth Faried (Andre) 35 rebounds, 90 SP 200
Seattle Glove and Hate 1403.5, Da Double Techs 979
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
DeMarcus Cousins (Glove) 40 rebounds, 10 fouls, 57 SP 228.5
Blake Griffin (Glove) 37 rebounds, 14 fouls, 61 SP 236.5
Chris Paul (Tech) 10 steals, 10 fouls, 67 SP 156
Team Meirose 1398, Sethley the Nephew 1305
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Enes Kanter (Mei) 46 rebounds, 10 fouls, 48 SP 201.5
Jared Sullinger (Mei) 35 rebounds, 13 fouls, 50 SP 192.5
Andrew Bogut (Seth) 35 rebounds, 17 fouls, 8 blocks, 31 SP 240.5
Cobra Kai 1347.5, Bothell Beavers 1116.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Robin Lopez (Kai) 26 rebounds, 12 fouls, 43 SP 176.5
Miles Plumlee (Kai) 30 rebounds, 12 fouls, 35 SP 172.5
Trevor Ariza (Bothell) 27 rebounds, 43 SP 141.5
Paul Rogers 1068.5, Primetime Sheed's 741.5
Player Highlights Fantasy Points
Roy Hibbert (Roge) 17 rebounds, 12 fouls, 8 blocks, 22 SP 158.5
David Lee (Roge) 26 rebounds, 11 fouls, 58 SP 156.5
Zach Randolph (Sheed) 31 rebounds, 10 fouls, 61 SP 188


John Wall Fined

This gave 15 points to the Baltimore Bullets.

NEW YORK, March 13, 2014 - Washington Wizards guard John Wall has been fined $15,000 for directing inappropriate comments towards the officials, it was announced today by Rod Thorn, President, Basketball Operations.

The incident occurred at the conclusion of the Wizards' 98-85 loss to the Charlotte Bobcats on March 12, at Verizon Center.

P.J. Tucker Suspended

Sethley the Nephew got a 75-point bump from this.

NEW YORK, March 11, 2014 - Phoenix Suns forward P.J. Tucker has been suspended one game without pay for elbowing Los Angeles Clippers forward Blake Griffin in the chin, it was announced today by Rod Thorn, President, Basketball Operations.

The incident occurred with 5:28 remaining in the fourth quarter of the Clippers' 112-105 win over the Suns on Monday, March 10, at Staples Center.

Tucker will serve his suspension on Wednesday, March 12, when the Suns host the Cleveland Cavaliers at US Airways Center.


Xavier McDaniel Conference

Paul Silas Conference

Team Catdawg


The Frozen Envelope



Paul Rogers


Team Meirose


Da Double Techs



Phil's Radio Team

(Phil Naessens)


Bothell Beavers



Cobra Kai

(Kevin Nesgoda)


Andre + Jennette



Team Heaney



Sethley The Nephew


Seattle Glove and Hate

(Eric E)


Baltimore Bullets

(Barely Able)


Manmade Seacows


Seattle Mike Baker


Primetime Sheed's

(Primetime Mitch)



P.J. Tucker vs. Blake Griffin


"SBL is almost over for this season. Sniffle." ~ Dennis Rodman